New Year ... New Doctor Who companion ...

Each New Year i have the same resolutions to improve hand writing, improve spelling (my old english teacher called it "atrocious") and to buy phone credit more regularly ....this lasts until the second week of january when Ria has a go at me, usually sounding like this (WARNING contains foul language) "FOR FUCKS SAKE ELLEN GET SOME FUCKING CREDIT, HOW I AM I SUPPOSED TO TEXT YOU WHEN YOU NEVER FUCKING REPLY!!! " I simply awnser with  "soz" which makes her more angry because i clearly don't care, and am not taking this seriously "I hate you Ellen....Emilys my new best friend"....i don't no why she gets so annoyed, i mean honestly we talk to each other on Facebook, and never text each other when i do have credit (which is usually at christmas when i have a new phone which comes which £10 credit) ...I got a Cliff Richard calendar from my cousin and a giant Matt Smith poster for Christmas , never been more pleased in my life (slightly worried what people might think now when they walk into my room....I don't fancy Cliff Richard btw...i do however fancy Matt Smith, as Ria will tell you).
         Sorry about how overdue this post is, all my Dads brothers were down for Christmas, so i was so entertained by the rugby debates and brotherly arguments (which have been on going since childhood) that i was worried that, if i left the dining room for one minuet, i might miss out on comedy gold! For example one of my Uncles (lets call him uncle P) has a new kitten who loves cheese, so anyway another uncle (lets call him Uncle A) was sitting at the table reading the Radio Times with a bowl of grated cheese in the middle of the table ready to be sprinkled on pasta.. However the kitten jumped on the table, with my Uncle A watching, and ate all the cheese, but he waited until the cat had finished eating to tell us that the kitten had ate the cheese, my uncle P got so annoyed about because that was all the cheese he had in fridge,,, but mainly because my Uncle A just sat there watching the kitten eating the cheese for 10 bloody minuets and didn't stop him !!!
     HAPPY NEW YEAR

Ellen x  picture ^^  (casually poking matt smith)