Tediously linked happenings.



A piece of cake I dropped on the floor that I gave to Ellen*

    As I'm sure you know, Ellen is in love with Matt Smith so I saved her his face from my sister's birthday cake. She turned 4 on Saturday and when the time came to take her to see the 'vast selection' of cakes in ASDA, she ignored all the typical girly flowery nonsense, didn't even glance at the strangely cheerful face of Hannah Montana but darted straight to the lure of Matt Smith (or as she likes to call him"The Ugly Doctor". Anyway we grabbed it because there was this boy approaching behind us who wanted it and ours was the last one left.
   My sister is a bit of a geek-she even chose Mario and Luigi party plates and serviettes because her favourite game on the DS (that she can work better than me) is Mario Kart. Other presents she asked for that cool-big-sis bought for her were a 'Thomas the Tank Engine' playset and Harry Potter lego. I made a comment to my mum "she's such a toyboy" " a what?" "a toyboy :D " "you mean tomboy!" "...yes."
   Here's an intellectual Idiom for you-I was walking home (this time not accidently following a 12-year-old) and I walked past this gate that was clearly shut and locked. This bloke cycled up to the gate on his bike and then stopped when he realised it was shut, he looked at me, I looked at him thinking any moment now he would turn back round in embarrassment. He looks at me and then pretends he has the key to the gate and makes rattling sounds with the locks hoping I would hurry up and pass by. A couple of seconds later I look back round to see if he really did have this imaginary key, but insead he was trying to squeeze the bike through the railings.

To fabulous to be true

 So I watched this video with my brother yesterday and we watched it about 5 times , plus he's a manly man, so that means its good .....ENJOY !    Ellen x

I want to be Steve McQueen when I'm older

So I'm thinking about going for the part of Annie in the school musical seeing as i have red hair...joking i am. But i don't like it when people walk past the posters in school, point and say "look Ellen its you", some  year 7 walked past it and did that (obviously without the 'Ellen' bit...that would be weird).

My Art teacher told me that i had to be more like Steve McQueen, i don't know how that will help my tree painting, but i might turn up to school on a motorbike because apparently he rode one (and speak in an American accent which, Ria says, always comes out irish)
<< thats him looking cool.
Ellen x




GET WELL SOON VIA ! (she's ill) you missed great banter today!! oh and that person was dancing again, but this time in time to the music, wasn't funny with out you...I laughed on my own and looked like a twat

I am Sherlocked

   It seems recently our blog has consisted of pictures of hot people we like who have happened to be on the telly in the previous week...
   It pains me to say we may be turning into a sort of watered down-*gulps* Tumblr.
   But we're getting more views than ever so here's another tasty picture to sink your teeth into.


I am Sherlocked.

    So to the left we have the wonderful Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.
   And I suppose I better add some commentary to it but I know your eyes are still fixated on the image.
   It's the final Sherlock tonight, to be honest when I read that Stephen Moffat (DARN YOU MOFFAT *whilst shaking fist at the sky*) was involved, I thought it would resemble the shambles he made Doctor Who into. But I was wrong-it's pretty darn good.
   Needless to say I have an excuse for why Moffat (DARN YOU MOFFAT) hadn't ruined this masterpiece...he didn't actually write it...which suggests, if he didn't write the story because it already exists, he couldn't have done an awful lot with the series to spoil it-he being a scriptwriter and all.

Ria x

BBC Edwin Drood



Dishy one on the left=FIT!

 FIT
(Ria wrote the above then Ellen crossed it out)
You know when you see an actor on telly who is ugly but you find him strangely alluring...?
No ria
Well, that's how I feel about Matthew Rhys, (inset left) the psycho murderer in Edwin Drood
makes a change from 40 yr olds ...wait he is 40
Exacty :D
the one on the right looks like a perve
I felt like a perve the other day...
how o.O
Right, I was walking home as you do...
as you do
And I was wearing these clippy cloppy boots.
where did these clippy cloppy boots go ria?
Well they make a distinct sound don't they? So there was this like 12 year old girl in front of me and I just happened to be walking down the same road as her for pretty much my entire journey.
is there a bush involved?
That's in the next blog...
excellent
so anyway she looked a bit uneasy and kept looking round at me. What made things worse is that she crossed the road and I did so at the same time because that's where my house is. So afterwards she quickened her pace and broke into a run. I felt so bad but wasn't going to change my route was I?
so you ran after her
but like my rucksack was pulling me back so I looked a bit odd and it was more like a gallop after her.
(dinasour impression) right
Ria and Ellen x
P.S in Ireland theres this great Fishing Rod shop and they taught me (ellen) how to use this pen knife thingy if i wanted to cut up a fish or if my dad happened to be tied up by an irish pirate i could cut at the rope to free him.

Ria can't deal with Male species.

   So Ria had to go do english work so everyone followed her to the pod where we discovered her tendancy to avoid all men nomatter how how good looking they might be.
         Anyway so we walked over to the pod only to discover that all but one computer was free.... the others were occupied by people of the male persuasion! So unnaturally to what you might expect, Ria walked seamlessly through one door and out the other barely glancing at the (jesus christ the sun) potentially dishy men.
    So two of the firiendlings insisted on standing inside the doorway (next to the males) and exclaimed at a million decibels "Ria Ria where u going? Theres a computer right here!"
   Ria was frantically gesturing cut throat actions ..somehow oblivious to this, one friendling carried on "But Ria, Ria theres a computer here" ..to which ria snarled through gritted teeth" I dont want to use the computer anymore"  .."Why" the friendlings pressed ..."(one eye getting bigger) I just remembered, I did this essay earlier"    "No you didn't" etc until Ria threatened to strangle her friendlings.
So that brings us to where we are now in the science pod ..awaaaay from the opposite sex , for Ria ..bless.

Shit lunchtime in art with people we don't know

   We are blogging on location in the Art department of our school. Mainly because there was nowhere to sit upstairs because our chairs got nicked by some big year 13 boys.
   Often, there's an awkward 5 minutes or so at lunchtime when you're waiting for your friends to turn up so we all like to play a special role playing game with ourselves called "pretend you're waiting for a friend" in which we pretend to be texting the friend in question in an over exagerated manner .. then look at the yr 13s and give a suggestive look that the friend is coming any minute now...but they're not.
   We seem to be in a room with loads of vegetarians .
   Well this was our first conglomerated blog!
Ellen & Ria xx

Just a late Christmas present

For all of you who are not interested in science but however love Period Dramas here is a picture of Matthew Crawley from Downton Abbey (just so your time here isn't completely wasted)
.. just something to look at as we wait for series 3 !!!
So me and ria (as i type) are having a hilarious conversation about our future career in the spoof business. It started off with Doctor Who parodies on Facebook, and then we turned the wall posts into scripts during our free I.C.T lessons, but now we are going HUGE...turning the classic books into parodies !!!
For example-
Ria "Pride and Pedophilia" Me "Wuthering cunts" Ria "The not-to-shabby gatsby" Me "sense and twats" etc etc.. If you were to dissect our brains you would probably find in graved a load of pointless information in mine (and the lyrics to every Florence and the Machine song) and Brian coxs mobile number in Ria's !
 The Pink Floyd Album Dark Side of The Moon stayed on the top 200 Billboard charts for 14 years...mind blowing
Ellen x